Cheney’s Cat

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Credit to Fukung.net where I found it, and Joe-KS.com where it apparently originated.

Tags: cheney, Humor
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Giant Panda — Cuddly Friend, or Red Menace?

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

The news has been full lately of stories of Giant Panda’s attacking humans. Here are just a few of the recent headlines:

Giant Panda bites park keeper in Hong Kong

Ocean Park Probes Panda Attack on Keeper

Probe as Panda of Peace Sinks Teeth Into Keeper

Man Recovering after Panda Attack at Zoo

and my personal favorite…

Panda Bites College Student Looking For Hug

Giant Panda

True these attacks have been largely perpetrated on dumbasses… so far. But how long will it be before the Red Menace unleashes the black and white fury that is the Giant Panda? What will you do, when the Giant Panda comes for you?

Tags: attacks, china, Humor, panda
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How Barack Captured the Male Vote - Updated :)

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

(Nov 13, 2008) It can be revealed at last, the secret weapon of the Obama campaign… smoking hot babes wearing “I Only Sleep With Democrats” t-shirts!

Actually I found this photo here, on Flickr where it was uploaded by Alex DC, who captioned the photo, “best political ad ever”!

Hard for me to argue against that position.

So now this is an open call, send me your smoking hot babes in Obama / Demcocrats t-shirts, etc., and I’ll put them on the BubbleMixx. If you are a smoking hot babe and have an Obama / Democrats t-shirt imagine the honor of being featured here. If we get enough submissions (read any) we’ll feature them on the front page where literally dozens of people will see your photo every day!

UPDATE: 11/20/2008 — This just in. For really stubborn independents the Obama camp unleashed their ultimate weapons:

Tags: Democrats, Fun, Girls, Humor, Photo, Sexy
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Top 5 Stories NOT in Today’s BubbleMixx

Monday, November 17th, 2008

With 64 days remaining until Barack Obama takes office, and no significant announcements coming from the transition team today, here are 5 stories we’re NOT covering, but apparently everyone else is.

# 5 - The vetting of Bill Clinton’s finances, regarding his foundation and international business dealings. Yes Hillary is a top contender for Secretary of State, and it’s routine that someone’s family finances etc. are scrutinized before taking such a top job but seriously, could this story be any more boring?

# 4 - The proposed bailout of GM etc., should $25B of the $700B the government is allowing AIG to blow on keggers go to Detroit so they can tap a keg too? Yeah, probably, but President Bush isn’t going to approve it, so nothing’s going to happen here for at least 65 days.

# 3 - Pirates seize control of Saudi supertanker; this is clearly an act of war, and just as soon as W figures out where Somalia is they are in for some shock and awe. Big time.

# 2 - Mark Cuban accused of insider trading, the world is shocked, shocked, to learn that billionaire douche Mark Cuban has been accused of trading on inside information. He dumped a ton of stock in Mama.com before it lost almost all value saving him $750,000 or something like that; I may have dozed off during the report.

# 1 - The U.S. economy sucks, and Japan’s is worse. Is this really a newsflash anymore? Haven’t we entered the self-fulfilling prophecy phase of reporting on bad economic times? We get it already. Now get out on the streets and start selling apples.

Tags: Bailout, Bill Clinton, Economy, GM, Humor, Mark Cuban, news, Obama, Pirates
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