Giant Panda — Cuddly Friend, or Red Menace?
Posted by admin on December 10, 2008 under Humor | 
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The news has been full lately of stories of Giant Panda’s attacking humans. Here are just a few of the recent headlines:
Giant Panda bites park keeper in Hong Kong
Ocean Park Probes Panda Attack on Keeper
Probe as Panda of Peace Sinks Teeth Into Keeper
Man Recovering after Panda Attack at Zoo
and my personal favorite…
Panda Bites College Student Looking For Hug
Giant Panda
True these attacks have been largely perpetrated on dumbasses… so far. But how long will it be before the Red Menace unleashes the black and white fury that is the Giant Panda? What will you do, when the Giant Panda comes for you?
