According to the Right Wing

Posted by admin on September 15, 2008 under Humor, Politics | Be the First to Comment

Here’s the way the world looks, if you’re on the far Right of US politics.

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If you are a popular republican female candidate you are ‘energizing the base’. A Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people you are an ‘arrogant celebrity’.
If you’re a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the right-wing press calls you ‘First dog.’ If you’re a 17-year old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the right-wing press calls you ‘beautiful’ and ‘courageous.’
If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian. If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years with whom you are raising 2 beautiful daughters you’re ‘risky’.
If you grow up in Hawaii you’re ‘exotic.’ Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential ‘American story.’

See the whole list here!

The list above is excerpted from the Arkansas Blog of the Arkansas Times.

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